Monday, July 2, 2012

JUST FOR FUN DEPT...THE ZACH PARISE THEME SONG


If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well, I’d play in your barn

I would play in your barn



And if I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

I’d wear the “C” in your barn

Maybe an “A” but I’d rather wear the “C”



And if I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well, I’d buy you a playoff seed

A nice top playoff seed

And if I had a hundred million dollars, I’d buy you a cup



If I had a hundred million dollars

I’d build you a dynasty in your barn

If I had a hundred million dollars you could watch

It will only cost you the farm



If I had a hundred million dollars

Maybe we could put a locker made of gold

In there somewhere

We could just go in the room and hang out



Like talk to the press and stuff

And there’d be lots of cameras pointed at me

Like I’d say all the usual and right things



They would eat me up like candy

I’d flash them my smile and they’d melt

Well, can you blame them?

Yeah



If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well, I’d buy fur seats for the fans

But not real fur seats, that’s cruel



And if I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well, I’d buy us a championship

Yep, like a division or a conference



And if I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well, I’d entice other free agents to play here

All them crazy free agents

And if I had a hundred million dollars, I’d buy you a cup



If I had a hundred million dollars

We wouldn’t have to fly first class anymore

If I had a hundred million dollars

We’d take a leer jet ‘cause it costs more



If I had a hundred million dollars

We wouldn’t have to eat hotel food

But we would eat hotel food



Of course we would, we’d just eat more

And buy really expensive wines with it

That’s right, all the fanciest French wines



If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well I’d buy us third jerseys

But not real third jerseys, that’s cruel



And if I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well, I’d bring you some trophies

A President’s or a Stanley



If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

Well, I’d buy you a new Zamboni

Haven’t you always wanted a new Zamboni?

If I had a hundred million dollars, I’d buy you a cup



If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

If I had a hundred million dollars

I’d be Zach

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