As we approach the start of the free agent
period on Sunday, I thought it would be fun to take a look into the crystal
ball and use my amazing “Kreskin-like” abilities as a prognosticator to see
just where some of the top free agents will be landing.
*DISCLAIMER* - Keep in mind that this exercise is intended for entertainment only. That means it is purely for fun and should not be used as a guide or strategy for any gambling purpose or money making endeavor. Especially since all predictions are made from someone suffering a coffee induced haze and all thoughts within are channeled through the brain of someone so hyped up on caffeine he can feel his hair growing.
Now on to the fun…
Ahh…yes…the picture is
becoming clear…I see Alex Semin skating alongside Pavel Datsyuk…yes so it shall
be…Semin becomes a Red Wing.
Hmmm…the crystal ball is
still seeing red…it seems that the Wings are not done dipping into the pool…WOW!!!
…what a splash!!! The Red Wings sign Ryan Suter!!!
Now I see that the Avs want
to get in on the act…they snap up Juri Hudler in a quick move
What’s this? It seems that Sami
Salo is now a Penguin…the crystal ball has shown this to be so
The Dallas stars so it seems…yes…it
is the Stars pulling P.A. Parenteau from the pool
Uh-oh…so many tears…what can
this possibly mean? Oh I see it clearly now…Zach stays a Devil
Oh my…say it’s not so…well it
must be…the crystal ball wouldn’t steer me wrong…would it? It is telling me
that Shane Doan is now in a Dallas Stars sweater!!!
Good news for Leafs Nation…Matt
Carle signs with Toronto!!!
Looks like Ray Whitney is
putting on a familiar sweater…nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina!!!
My crystal ball is showing me
an old goat…what can this mean? Oh…I see it now…Jagr re-ups with Philly
The Avs are getting back into
the fray…well…look at that…they sign Dustin Penner
Okay crystal ball…you have
shown some interesting UFA signings…but can you show me any trades?
Yes…that’s it…well it’s a
little fuzzy…can’t see the returns…but it looks like Rick Nash is wearing a
Sens sweater…wait…something else is coming through…Luongo going back to the
Panthers…wow…what’s this? …one more? …oh…okay…it looks like Bobby Ryan in a
Rangers sweater
Well…the crystal ball has
gone dark…I guess that’s as much “frenzy” as it is willing to show. I guess we
will just have to wait and see how accurate these predictions come Sunday…here’s
hoping your team snags everyone on your wish list.