If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well, I’d play in your barn
I would play in your barn
And if I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
I’d wear the “C” in your barn
Maybe an “A” but I’d rather wear the “C”
And if I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a playoff seed
A nice top playoff seed
And if I had a hundred million dollars, I’d buy you a cup
If I had a hundred million dollars
I’d build you a dynasty in your barn
If I had a hundred million dollars you could watch
It will only cost you the farm
If I had a hundred million dollars
Maybe we could put a locker made of gold
In there somewhere
We could just go in the room and hang out
Like talk to the press and stuff
And there’d be lots of cameras pointed at me
Like I’d say all the usual and right things
They would eat me up like candy
I’d flash them my smile and they’d melt
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah
If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well, I’d buy fur seats for the fans
But not real fur seats, that’s cruel
And if I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well, I’d buy us a championship
Yep, like a division or a conference
And if I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well, I’d entice other free agents to play here
All them crazy free agents
And if I had a hundred million dollars, I’d buy you a cup
If I had a hundred million dollars
We wouldn’t have to fly first class anymore
If I had a hundred million dollars
We’d take a leer jet ‘cause it costs more
If I had a hundred million dollars
We wouldn’t have to eat hotel food
But we would eat hotel food
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive wines with it
That’s right, all the fanciest French wines
If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well I’d buy us third jerseys
But not real third jerseys, that’s cruel
And if I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well, I’d bring you some trophies
A President’s or a Stanley
If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
Well, I’d buy you a new Zamboni
Haven’t you always wanted a new Zamboni?
If I had a hundred million dollars, I’d buy you a cup
If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
If I had a hundred million dollars
I’d be Zach
